witty jokes........

[-=Mr.Fahd=-]

Hey, guys.. I've made you this collection of jokes that I hope you would enjoy..


Q. What do you do with a blue whale?
A. Try to cheer him up!
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Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop him a line!
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Q. What kind of dog tells time?
A. A watch dog!
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Q. Why can't a leopard hide?
A. Because he's always spotted!
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Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?
A. Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog!
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Q. What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?
A. Today and Tomorrow!
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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
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Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
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Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
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Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A. You crack me up!
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Q. Why is the letter "G" scary?
A. It turns a host into a ghost
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Q. What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website!
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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 789!
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Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?
A. Dead ends!
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Q. What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A. The Space bar!
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Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake

[AdMiN]

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Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake


Nice 1

Thanks Alot bro :)

[-=Mr.Fahd=-]

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[Roro]

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[super venom]

really funny i like playing with the words like that lllllloooooooooolllllllllll !!!!!!!!!